The Royal Standard: Charlie’s Arty Party: Paper Break

The Royal Standard: Charlie's Arty Party: Paper Break

The Royal Standard: Charlie’s Arty Party: Paper Break

Venue: The Royal Standard
Date(s): 14.7.23
Time(s): 00:00


TRS PRESENTS CHARLIE’S ARTY PARTY

“Local recycled scoundrel Cardi Boardman, who was arrested late last year and is in prison awaiting trial, has released a statement through his legal team to maintain his innocence, stating he has not committed any crime, and will be breaking out of prison to cause some more mischief very soon.

The local sheriff who arrested Mr Boardman responded with the following; “ain’t no way that bastard cretins a breaking outta my jail”

Approximately 12.5 million tonnes of cardboard is used in the UK each year. We don’t know how heavy he is but Cardi Boardman definitely represents the most rambunctious percentile of that number. Falsely imprisoned and looking to break out of this particular box; Charlie’s Arty Party presents Cardi Boardman!”

Doors open at 7pm with drinks Available at our bar, followed by a drag performance by our very own Charlie Donnelly at 8pm.

 

Get your Tickets here:

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/charlies-arty-party-paper-break-tickets-662598769757