Too busy with domestic issues today to visit a gallery and I’m suffering. I think this is the first day I’ve missed since the start and I feel cold and empty. I need the buzz, the adrenalin rush. the mind-bending experience that only contemporary art can provide. I need more pictures of snowmen with candles on their heads, videos of women in swimsuits being splashed by passing cars, little red houses blasting Abba music, huge inflatable flowers and whisky fountains. Instead, I spent most of the day in the cultural wasteland known as ‘The Wirral’. I’m a Citydweller Get Me out of Here!