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THE CYCLE TO WORK SCHEME, COMMUNICATIONS, pt 3

Madelaine Kinsella is the editor of The JARG Collective Press.

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FRIDAY

I’D RATHER BE LATE THAN RUN FOR THE BUS
NO I AGREE
WASHING USED TINFOIL IN THE SINK
THREATENING BISHOPS
IS IT DOABLE? WHAT IS YOUR FIVE-YEAR-PLAN?
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE
MIRACLES UNLIKELY
STAFF AWARENESS QUESTIONNAIRE
AUDIT AUDITING EDIT EDITING
MEETINGS ABOUT MEETINGS
THANK YOU FOR ORGANISING
THIS IS GREAT FOR MORALE
NOSTALGIA FM
HUNGER RISK ASSESSMENT
I GO TO WORK AND I GO HOME
HEAVY RAIN
WALK THE CANAL THE MALLARDS BRING PEACE
THAT FLAT CAP WON’T HIDE ALL THE LIES
THIS SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED
AND THERE IS NOTHING MORE I CAN SAY

WELL WITH A BIT OF OVERTIME
YOU COULD REACH OR SURPASS THE LIVING WAGE
PRICED-OUT OF WALKING EXCURSIONS
PRICED-OUT OF ELECTRIC CARS
PRICED-OUT OF LIVING NEAR THE COAST
PRICED-OUT OF LIVING NEAR A PARK OR
ANYTHING REMOTELY GREEN
THE DIFFICULT LIFE OF THE GREY HERON
STOP CLICKING YOUR PEN PLEASE
THAT OFFICIAL APOLOGY IS NO APOLOGY AT ALL
HOW MODERN PRAYER FEEL LIKE ACCEPTANCE
AND AN OPPONENT OF REBELLION
NO TO YOUR WORKING LUNCH
NO TO YOUR WALK AND TALK
NO TO YOUR PLEASE BE LOGGED ON AT
LEAST FIVE MINUTES BEFORE YOUR SHIFT STARTS
GENERALISED ANXIETY DISORDER
EASE OF ACCESS
GOOD TO GO
CHOOSING LIFE THEN ASKING WHY
IMPLICATIONS
THE COST OF LIVING

SATURDAY

THAT MIDDLE-CLASS CONFIDENCE IS
SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL TRY TO FOSTER
THAT’S ALL THOUGH
MODERATION
MODERATION
MEDICATION RAN OUT
NOT GONNA CARRY ON WITH THEM
WE WALK IN THE RAIN
MOST DAYS
THOSE FLOORBOARDS AREN’T ‘DISTRESSED’
THEY’RE ROTTEN
AND THEY’RE FALLING IN
CARROT CAKE SOLD OUT
I’VE HEARD THIS BEFORE
THAT BRITA FILTER CHANGED MY LIFE
DEATH TO BEIGE CHINOS
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A SELF-MADE-MAN
OH MY
PLEASE ADVISE
THOSE DESIRES ARTIFICIAL
REALLY? A FAX?
LOVE ON THE BUS
NO BUFFETS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
CAN YOU SPARE FIVE MINUTES?
POLISH THEM BROGUES
EMOTIONALLY-ENGAGING FALSEHOODS
OUR NEIGHBOUR IS SHOUTING AT HIS WIFE AGAIN
DOUBLING-DOWN
IS THAT OFFICE-FRIENDLY?

FOR YOUR INFORMATION
I WILL ASK THE QUESTION
FOR YOUR INFORMATION
I WILL ASK THE QUESTION

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T DO THIS
WORKPLACE HARMONY
I’M SURE THEY’LL TAKE A DIM VIEW
DRIVE-THRU-COFFEE? ABSOLUTELY NOT
NO PAY RISE
DRY EYES TINNITUS DEAD LEGS

I’LL BE SURPRISED IF IT CHANGES ANYTHING
LIP SERVICE LIP SERVICE
CALORIE DEFICIT ANOTHER VANITY PROJECT

FOR YOUR INFORMATION
I WILL ASK THE QUESTION
FOR YOUR INFORMATION
I WILL ASK THE QUESTION

MORE RECREATION! ALL RECREATION!

SUNDAY

HOW MANY EPIPHANIES DO YOU NEED?
DEATH TO ROAST DINNERS
THESE TEARS AREN’T FOR ME
A PERSON WITHOUT RESERVES
BEST SIDE OUT AND ALL THAT (!)
ADVERTISEMENTS FOR FOSSIL FUELS
HATE
HATRED
AESTHETICS EVERYTHING IS JUST PURE AESTHETICS
IT IS PRONOUNCED SPECIFIC AND WE ARE QUITE YES

I LIVE MY LIFE FOR OTHER PEOPLE
PERHAPS WE ALL SHOULD

TIMESHEETS
DETACHED TOILET SEATS
BROKEN SOAP DISPENSERS

MOBILISE!

WE DON’T HAVE DREAM JOBS
BECAUSE WE DON’T DREAM OF WORK
WHY WOULD WE?

MOBILISE!

HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?
HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR WAYS?
THE DISENFRANCHISED
THE ALWAYS-LEFT-BEHIND
MOBILISE!

WE DON’T HAVE DREAM JOBS
BECAUSE WE DON’T DREAM OF WORK
WHY WOULD WE?

NO DISTRACTION PIECES
LEARN TO JAYWALK EFFICIENTLY
DIRECT ACTION
DIRECT ACTION

MOBILISE!

CREDITS

ALL PERFORMANCE ART: THE CYCLE TO WORK SCHEME
ALL FIELD RECORDING: THE CYCLE TO WORK SCHEME
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ALL MUSIC: THE CYCLE TO WORK SCHEME
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ALL LIVED EXPERIENCE: THE CYCLE TO WORK SCHEME
ALL COMMUNICATIONS: THE CYCLE TO WORK SCHEME

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