Madelaine Kinsella is the editor of The JARG Collective Press.
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You can read MONDAY & TUESDAY here. FRIDAY – SUNDAY will be printed in the May issue
WEDNESDAY
ALWAYS THE SUB-PLOT
NEVER THE CENTRAL THEME
ALL YOUR IDOLS MEN
STREET SIGNS NAILED TO HIS WALL
IF JUST ONCE YOU’D REPLY ALL TO AN EMAIL
STATE OF YER HONESTLY
HOW CAN YOU PUT UP WITH THIS?
KILL WHAT YOU FEAR
THE PAST A LESSON
NOT TO BE ROMANTICISED
WE DON’T WANT A SEAT AT THE TABLE
WE WANNA BUILD A NEW ONE
A ZUMBA CLASS TOO FAR
PORRIDGE LIKE HOT GLUE
IS THIS ALL THERE IS
DOGSHIT IN THE LEAVES
WHY AREN’T YOU ANGRY
HOW CAN’T YOU BE ANGRY
GOT MONEY HAVE YE
DARE I SAY IT
COMMON WORKPLACE HAZARDS
ONLY THE PRIVILEGED EXPERIMENT
WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO RELAX
HOW CAN I HELP YOU
WE NEED SPECIFICS
BECAUSE I’VE BEEN FEELING THESE THINGS
A BIT MORE OF LATE
AND I DON’T KNOW WHY
WOULDN’T IT BE GOOD
IF THINGS WORKED
THE OTHER WAY ROUND
THE WORLD
PLIÉS
BOTTOM-UP
INSTEAD OF
TOP-DOWN
AND THERE ARE NO JOBS IN THE JOB CENTRE
AND THERE ARE NO RED GRAPES ON THE SHELVES
BECAUSE I’VE BEEN FEELING THESE THINGS
A BIT MORE OF LATE
AND I DON’T KNOW WHY
THURSDAY
HOW MUCH MORE VISIBLE DO YOU WANT US TO BE?
OFFERS IN THE REGION OF
OH IF I WORK HARD I’LL BE OK WILL I
JUST ANOTHER SPONSORED POST
WE’LL FORM A SAMPLE AUDIENCE
AND SEND SURVEYS TO THEM ALL
TAKE ME I’M SKINT
BITING YER LIP
WHISPERING IT COULD BE WORSE
DIRECT YOUR IRE UPWARDS
USING TOWELS AT LEAST TWICE BEFORE THEY’RE WASHED
I’LL NEVER BE A JOGGER
ALTERNATIVE THERAPIES
PLEASE DO NOT BEND
VOTE WITH YOUR FEET
TEAM-BUILDING-EXERCISES
LIKE AN EMPTY ONE-PERSON-TENT IN THE WIND
KEEP IT SIMPLE YES
PLAY IT SAFE NO
STOP
LOOK
LISTEN
WE KNOW ENOUGH TO ANNOY YOU
TOMORROW WE’LL DO IT ALL AGAIN