art05 Cinderella

art05tkt.jpgHere’s my ticket for the Arts Council art05 awards party tomorrow night. Its printed on pretty pink felt! But the problem is it says ‘Smart Dress for Party’ and I don’t have a smart dress and if I did I wouldn’t wear it to go to Jump Ship Rat which is, lets be honest, a bit of a dump. Unless they’ve been refurbishing the place over the last couple of months I think some of these Arts Council nobs are in for a bit of a shock when they find themselves at this prestigious event in an unheated old shed on the coldest night of the year in Liverpool’s red light area. HeHe.